Grammar

Credit: My Modern Met Blogger Alice

My new favorite joke and literary term

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre

So the bartender gave it to her

Programs at Risk vs. Tax Breaks for the Rich

My new favorite commercial

Plain was the same as it ever was the same.
Plainly plain...
Samely same...
But then...someone lit the flame.
Plain rode away on lion's mane.
Where plain met fruits with strangely names.
Such wonderful things they did contain.
A shot of life to a hungry vein.
The captive beast who broke the chain.
And there upon that fruited plane,
is where plain became what plain became.
So much more than more than plain.
Plain will never be the same.









It's about time some creative writing and art came back to commercials. I was convinced that this was a famous poem some famous poet wrote but alas it is not. I am not able to find the person who wrote this but whoever did... Hats off to you! You made my head turn towards the TV with your rhyme. You brought the art of writing back to television.